Whatto! Businesspeople...
I realise that it's very difficult to aquire and also retain
the right callibre of staff these days.
But even someone with amazing secretarial skills
can still be totally irritating.
Is your secretary like mine?
Driving you mad with her constant bird impressions?
Well, I have found the perfect solution to our problem...
As you walk into your office....
Just say loudly
...in a commanding voice.....
'No calls today!'
You're Welcome!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel