Lord Noel on Successful Offspring

Whatto! Peeps...

Four Chaps, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at an extravagant Fireworks party...
After several drinks, one of them had to use the men’s room.
Those who remained talked about their offspring.
The first chap said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the ladder.He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the Manging Director of the company.

He's become so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second chap said, 'Wow! That's terrific!  My son is also my pride and joy.  He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.

Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third chap said:  'Well, that's amazing!  My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer.  Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire...

He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:  A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons...What about your son?'
The fourth chap replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... Sorry to hear that... What a disappointment.'
The fourth chap replied: 'Hey No, I'm not ashamed of my son... I love him!... And he hasn't done badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel