Whatto! Peeps....
"Dearest Lord Noel, I realise that you are a powerful, wealthy and very attractive man and I have been looking for books which might help me achieve what you have achieved in your relatively long (though you don't look it) and successful life.....can you please recommend any?"
I was so thrilled and flattered that I immediately replied with a short note saying "No!"
The logic behind my somewhat economical reply is this:
Books have knowledge
knowledge is power
power corrupts
corruption is a crime
crime doesn't pay.
So if you keep reading...
...you'll go broke!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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