Lord Noel on Not Mentioning "It"

Whatto! Peeps....

The main thrust of any successful advertising campaign.....

...."creates anxiety in the potential customer....

...that can only be resolved by purchasing the product"

Here's how one product was advertised...

Women who know how to read really should use this skill

"In this modern age, a woman must realize how wise it is to put ZONITE in her fountain syringe for hygiene (internal cleanliness), for her health, charm, after her periods—and especially to follow this hygienic practice when she is married. She must realize there’s a very common odor which she herself may not detect but is so apparent to people around her....."

Gerta discovers why shes hasn't been seeing much of Dick

"Greaseless Suppository"... says it all

You're welcome...



Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel