Monday 11 July 2011

Lord Noel Creates 10 New Commandments!

Whatto! Peeps...
Lord Noel smites the Vegans with his attractive hand-whittled gravestone

I have created what I like to call "The Second Ten Commandments" - for those who like such things...
 
1. Thou shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.

2. Thou shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.

3. Thou shall not cross thy bridges before thouest come to them.

4. Thou shall face each problem as they come... one at a time.

5. Thou shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.

6. Thou shall not borrow other people's problems. They can better care of them than you can.

7. Thou shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. 
Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now!

8. Thou shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own. 
It is hard to learn something new when you are talking.

9. Thou shall not become "bogged down" by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity 
and will only interfere with positive action.

10. Thou shall count thy blessings, never overlooking the small ones. 
Lots of small blessings add up to a big one!

 
Tallyho! & Keep taking the tablets...
Best Wishes - Lord Noel 

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