What ho! Investors...............
I was very pleased to be invited to invest in a brand new concept that is about to revealed in a Capital City near YOU!..............
It's a STORE!.................
But not like any other!............
This one sells PARTNERS!!!.............
YES!!.............PARTNERS!!!!
The first one to open will stock men who are 'available' and looking for a Partner...........
But there are STRICT instructions on how the store may be used..............
You may visit this store ONCE ONLY!
There's a HUGE admission fee to get in..............
To keep things 'exclusive'............... and stop 'time wasters'...............
Inside there are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends..........
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor................
.....but you cannot go back down............... except to exit the building!
The idea has been successfully trialed elsewhere and a survey suggests that it will be used like this:............
A woman goes to the Store to find a husband............
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more'.............
So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks........ but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims............. 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have Strong Romantic Tendencies.
She is so tempted to stay............ but she goes to the sixth floor.........
..... where the electronic sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please..................
Thank you for shopping with us today!
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges the store's management have plans to open store just across the street................ for men!
Inside this store:
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors........
I was very pleased to be invited to invest in a brand new concept that is about to revealed in a Capital City near YOU!..............
It's a STORE!.................
But not like any other!............
This one sells PARTNERS!!!.............
YES!!.............PARTNERS!!!!
The first one to open will stock men who are 'available' and looking for a Partner...........
But there are STRICT instructions on how the store may be used..............
You may visit this store ONCE ONLY!
There's a HUGE admission fee to get in..............
To keep things 'exclusive'............... and stop 'time wasters'...............
Inside there are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends..........
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor................
.....but you cannot go back down............... except to exit the building!
The idea has been successfully trialed elsewhere and a survey suggests that it will be used like this:............
A woman goes to the Store to find a husband............
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more'.............
So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks........ but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims............. 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have Strong Romantic Tendencies.
She is so tempted to stay............ but she goes to the sixth floor.........
..... where the electronic sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please..................
Thank you for shopping with us today!
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges the store's management have plans to open store just across the street................ for men!
Inside this store:
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors........
....... have never been visited!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
