Lord Noel "Oh! What A Right Royal Night!....."

Whatto! Peeps....

We've just returned, much worse for wear, from the wonderful Royal Wedding Reception....
....and what a fantastic night it was too!
The meal was pleasant enough. I think you may be able to make us out.......we're the one's smiling.....
.....sitting next to the Duchess of Dikhampton...

Then we all ajourned to the 'Party Room' where the DJ was surprise guest 'Boy George' who came suitably attired.......as always....
....and he brought along with him his sister 'Girl Georgina' .....
....she kept her eye on him all night - making sure he behaved himself....

"You should have let me do YOUR makeup too sis"

The happy couple were the first to dance (of course) and they chose that perfectly romantic song which apparently was playing in their Kenyan safari lodge when young Wills proposed to her....

Elephants creep closer to catch a glimpse of the young Royals mating ritual

....it's a beautiful song by the Artist sometimes known as 'Squiggle'......
....but affectionately remembered as 'Prince'.......entitled........

More Royalty in Da House!

......"Cream".
The Duke of Edinburgh was shaking his tush rather well, as was Her Majesty as were the rest of the Royal entourage and the whole of Buck House boogied on down.

Charles & Camilla couldn't wait to start bumping

Her Majesty had chosen a lot of the tunes for the first set but there was just a tad too much Queen for me.....
Elton did a quick Karaoke spot with yet another reworking of 'Candle in the wind' but thankfully he had to leave early because of their babysitter.

"I'm still standing.......just"

Both the Beckhams were there - hidden up in a dark corner of the Palace....
.....and seemed to be getting on very well indeed.....

Proving that Intimacy doesn't die after marriage...it just smells different

Victoria did her best to dance in her evening outfit which was coming apart at the edges.....
....obviously made in China har har!
As the night went on the old fogies slowly disappeared leaving us spring chickens to strut our stuff and conga late into the night.
Everyone seemed to be having a great time and the energy in the room was electric.
I may be old fashioned but what's with this new craze of putting tippex round your nostrils?
....Beats me!?
It was only as the sun was rising over the City skyline that Lady Jacqueline and myself decided to make our way out...

....leaving behind us the only right and proper gift for an occasion like this....

....a nice new toaster.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - (a very delicate) Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline