Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Lord Noel Reveals That Prince Philip Does His Bit For The Ozone

Whatto! Peeps...
Our Royal Family......
.....are a privileged group of people who are looked up to by many British Citizens.....
......often because they enjoy appearing on the highest balcony at Buckingham Palace whenever there's a Ceremony of State to be observed.
This particular set of photographs reveals something much more personal about our 80 year old Prince Philip....
....which is summed up beautifully in this Ode to him:

A fart is so pleasant,
It gives the gut ease,
It warms beds in winter,
And suffocates fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
and some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have even been
just like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone,
With strange looks on their faces 
 

From wide-open spaces, 
To a small elevator, 
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later. 

To say farts are bad, 
Is simply not true- 
We must never forget....... 
Sweet old farts like you!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel