Lord Noel Highlights True Craftsmanship

Whatto Once more!!..................

I was recently sent some photographs which, I feel, show the ingenuity of some builders!

..........and it made me think how people could explain away such 'bodgeups'...........

A spokesman said "Since we installed the TV in the shopping centre we haven't noticed ANY crime!"

"It's used from time to time............ by Harry Potter!"

"Feel the thrill of GRAVITY!..............Cheaper then Thorpe Park!"..................

"Ground floor flat available.............. suitable for someone with one leg longer than the other!"

"Next floor..........for headache tablets!"

"But Madam............. you didn't PAY for a room with a view!"

"Ideal for train enthusiasts!".............

"Well lit first floor flat available soon!............... would suit pole dancer!"

"Yes it's a VERY exclusive Club....................hardly anyone gets in!"

"We feel we're the ideal bank for the family who regularly go overdrawn!"...........

"Just think!.............No more falling down awkward stairs!".............

"Would suit two males.................. who are very close!"

Best wishes - Lord Noel