Whattio! Pepys...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there isn't enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why put an 'S' into the word 'lisp'?
Why do people who clearly don't understand evolution still ask 'If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?'
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why, in winter do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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