What ho! Pepys...
- A day without sunshine is like...night.
- You never see Giraffes playing leapfrog
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
- Anyone who believes in psycho-kinesis should raise my hand.
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| Okay smart arse! |
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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