What ho! Pepys...
When I think about Winkles, Cockles, and Clams.
..I can't help thinking that such items are probably...
the genitalia of the sea.
Indeed it is said by certain wise old fisherfolk that some Scallops may even be infected
with crabs!
So don't dare to ask me if I fancy a swim in the icy Yuletide!
I wasn't Prawn yesterday!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
