Lord Noel's New Phone

Whatto! Peeps...

Wanting to improve my phone 

but not being sure of what model to go for

I rang my very good friend Sean Connery 

to find out what phone he has. 

I think he must have been busy 

because he said 

"Lord Noel why yes..

..I'll just check...

..Aha! I've got an erection"
(I just hung up)

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel