Whatto! Peeps..
My good Lady wife asked me if I could show my young nephew the evils of alcohol.
So I took him over to our own personal bar to carry out an experiment...
I put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky.
Then I told him to keep his eyes on the two glasses.
After a few minutes it was clear that the worm in the water lived....
...whilst the one in the whisky had curled up and died.
'All right,' I asked him, 'what does that show you?'
'Well, Lord Noel' he said with great consideration...
'it shows that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms.'
I considered this to be a successful outcome.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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