Monday, 26 November 2012

Lord Noel on Theft

What ho! Employers...


My gardener came indoors to get some water 
and when I checked later...
I found that the door to my office was open. 
I checked the room...
and noticed my thesaurus was missing.
So I went outside...
and accused him of stealing it. 
He told me..
he was innocent, blameless, guilt-free 
and above suspicion.

So clearly it wasn't him


Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel