Wednesday 25 May 2011

Lord Noel's Advice To Covenience Store Owners

Whatto!.....Convenience store owners....

I have been made privy to a cunning and evil scam which is being perpetrated, as we speak, by unscrupulous convenience store customers which I feel you all need to know about. Armed with this information you can ensure that you don't get fooled by devious customers!
The details of the SCAM are as follows:
Customers will drive for many miles in order to make regular visits both early in the morning and late in the evening to your shop to buy cigarettes, milk, bread and other basic provisions simply in order to try to convince you that they live very close by!
You have been warned!


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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