Whatto! Twin lovers...
I have often admired the concept of 'Twinning'......
As a Local County Councillor I always enjoyed swanning orf to another part of the World......
....in order to meet and drink and eat with people in another Town.......
....with a vague resemblance to our own....
....ALL paid for by generous British tax payers!
Wallop!
It's nice to see similarities in things.....
...and FAR more healthy than focusing on our differences.
But one thing one must always retain.......
....is the ability to be able to distinguish between the two!
For without this ability......confusion will undoubtedly reign.
And one could end up going to live in completely the wrong Town.
That was why I was struck by an article in a Thai newspaper.....
...that dealt with the plight of one Thai gentleman......
.....and a problem that he had found difficulty with.....
DECISION MAKING!
It read:
Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. “When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible – I adored BOTH of them – I just couldn’t decide, which one of them to chat up….!”
He went on to say “For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn’t stand the frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to marry you BOTH”
The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry the same man! “It wasn’t easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man” the twins said.
Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.
After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest ‘equal love’ for both of them!
Mr Wichai, got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn’t see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.
In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.
Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question “And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together”
Ms Sirintara finally told the press “When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us”
“Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man – he neither smokes nor drinks!”
Tallyho!
I wonder if I will ever have to marry a couple of beautiful twin sisters purely because I was completely unable to make decisions
(Lady J says "No!")
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
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