Lord Noel's Michael Jackson Update

Whatto! Fellow Jacksonites...............

If.....like me................

......you too are struggling..........

........... to come to terms with Michael's untimely demise...........

There may be some solace...........

.......... in the most recent news to emerge from the 'Jackson Camp'............

They have freely admitted that "There can be no doubting that some of Michael's most recent behaviour had been perceived as a little weird"....................

......"and nobody can have failed to notice that his appearance has changed dramatically over the years.................
And yet.......... his insistence on constantly updating his looks with surgery has apparently led to one unexpected 'benefit' which loyal and loving fans need to know about"....................

"This wonderful performer.............
........and pop legend.............. .......due to the extensive surgery he has undertaken during his lifetime.............
...........has officially been classified by medical experts..........
..............as 90% PLASTIC!"
YES!
IT'S OFFICIAL!!
So the 'Good News'...................
.....for all us adoring fans everywhere.................
.....is that he ISN'T going to be buried!!
NO!
Instead.................
.............He's going to be 'Melted down'...................
......and made into LEGO BRICKS!..........
.....so that all the tiny children........

........who loved him sooooooo much............

.....can play with HIM for a change!.............
(R.I.P.)



Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel