Whatto! People........
A friend of my good Lady wife's dropped in the other day for a chat looking a bit disheveled.......
.........and she told us she'd been to her Doctor for advice on how best to deal with her husbands flagging libido.....
Apparently the Doctor asked 'What about trying Viagra?'
But she told him 'Not a chance.......He won't even take an aspirin.'
'That's not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him a 'Viagra coffee' .........
......That's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee....... So that he won't even taste it!.......
......'Give it a try' he told her '...... and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
She then told us that she'd actually tried out his suggested method that very morning!
We were very curious to know how she got on....... and were surprised when she replied..........
.....'It was all terribly embarrassing!'
'Why?.....What happened?' we both asked......
'Well, I did as the Doctor advised and slipped it in his coffee................
.......... and the effect was almost immediate!.......' she recounted..............
........'He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye.........and with his trousers bulging fiercely!.............. With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying...........
...... ripping my clothes to tatters.................
......... he took me there and then............
............ passionately................. on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare I tell you!...........An absolute nightmare!'
'Why was it so terrible?' asked my wife, 'Do you mean the sex wasn't good?'
'Oh no!' she replied.............. 'it was the best sex I've had in 25 years!......
...... It's just that...........
......... I don't think I'll ever be able to show my face in Starbucks again!'
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
A friend of my good Lady wife's dropped in the other day for a chat looking a bit disheveled.......
.........and she told us she'd been to her Doctor for advice on how best to deal with her husbands flagging libido.....
Apparently the Doctor asked 'What about trying Viagra?'
But she told him 'Not a chance.......He won't even take an aspirin.'
'That's not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him a 'Viagra coffee' .........
......That's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee....... So that he won't even taste it!.......
......'Give it a try' he told her '...... and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
She then told us that she'd actually tried out his suggested method that very morning!
We were very curious to know how she got on....... and were surprised when she replied..........
.....'It was all terribly embarrassing!'
'Why?.....What happened?' we both asked......
'Well, I did as the Doctor advised and slipped it in his coffee................
.......... and the effect was almost immediate!.......' she recounted..............
........'He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye.........and with his trousers bulging fiercely!.............. With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying...........
...... ripping my clothes to tatters.................
......... he took me there and then............
............ passionately................. on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare I tell you!...........An absolute nightmare!'
'Why was it so terrible?' asked my wife, 'Do you mean the sex wasn't good?'
'Oh no!' she replied.............. 'it was the best sex I've had in 25 years!......
...... It's just that...........
......... I don't think I'll ever be able to show my face in Starbucks again!'
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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