Friday 30 August 2013

Lord Noel's Horoscopic Tips

Whatto! Peeps...

Due to the powers divested in me by the 'Spirit of Champagne Passed'...
I find that I have been given the ability to predict the future for some lucky individuals...

Today it's the turn of Libra!

Librans: Some people just cannot see past your fatness to the real you. On Wednesday your head will appear to a seated friend as a vast pockmarked moon rising above the seemingly endless flesh horizon of planet flab.
 
You're welcome!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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