Thursday 29 August 2013

Lady Jacqueline does Charity Work

Whatto! Peeps.....

When the rail in her dressing room collapsed from the weight of all her clothes, Lady Jacqueline finally decided to donate some of her less fashionable garments to charity. 
Whilst gathering up those things she no longer wore, she checked all the pockets....
....and in one coat she found a ticket for shoes she’d taken in to be repaired nearly four years before. “So that’s what happened to those,” she muttered to herself. 
Now, being a woman who has modelled herself on Emelda Marcos when it comes to shoe collections, she wasn't really in need of yet another pair...
...but she decided, after dropping off the clothes, to call in and see if the repairman still had her shoes. 
She duly handed over the crumpled ticket and after studying it for a few moments, the repairman handed it back to her and said “I’m sorry, but those won’t be ready until Friday.” 

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel 

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