Lord Noel On Being Unhealthily Rich

What ho! Pepys...

Long, long ago in a far away land known as Ukland...
...a very very rich and privileged family lived in a massive Palace.
They were given every indulgence known to humankind.
They were showered with gifts and even more Palaces...
...by the people who loved them so deeply.
But the people watched on with growing sadness as the rich people's marriages broke apart...
...and their ex-partners got killed off in car crashes...
...and the people saw that the incredibly wealthy lifestyle of this very important family didn't seem to make them any happier...
...they seemed sooooo sad!
Even when they were given front row seats at the Olympic games!

Then, one day, they discovered something which suddenly made them all very happy again!
Something which would allow them to be free from the constraints placed upon them by their massively burdensome wealth...
NUDITY!
Yeah! Priceless Katy Muddleton finally got her tits out!

Now even the French (who are world renowned for their intrusive kissing techniques) are shocked by this young lady's pert boobies and firm taut rippling youthful bootox!

Tallyho! That's Throneworthy Top Tottie!

And all of this falling out into the Pubic gaze so soon after Prinz Harri Ramma got all of his nakedness on in La La Land during his drug fuelled holiday break!

It's been said that it was as a direct result of young Harri's behaviour in and around their Palace that Princeless Muddleton first got her idea to publicly polish her Royal Jugs.
Well I can tell you that the selfless actions of this very special family are having a great effect on everyone here in Ukland!
Now everyone's getting naked!
Yes! Every party one goes to nowadays has at least one Katy Muddleton present doing a topless number for everyone's pleasure and enjoyment...

...and it's all done in the best possible taste.

And the spirit of every young Ukland soldier has improved dramatically from seeing this family's wonderful example, as they loyally strip orf their stuffy Army uniforms and let the warm dessert air whistle around their Iraqi caves.

Young Harri's Regimental pals bravely stand to attention sporting only cock camouflage

And the other great plus is that they won't be able to do any fighting in their current condition.
SO WORLD PEACE TOO!
Yes! It's done us all wonders and now Ukland is wallowing in a giant heaving steamy lovenest of nudity!

Now even the older generation of Queens are trying to get in on the act!

You can't Lick that!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel