Whatto! Peeps...
In an effort to single-handedly prop up our ailing NHS system
I am offering to help those who are too poor or too ill or just too bally lazy
to Diagnose their own medical conditions
So here's another missive from my bulging sacks
Dear Lord Noel! You MUST help me!
As a result of certain (shall we say) 'Private' experiments I have been carrying out on myself in my spare time
I have developed a terrible condition which is ruining my life!
It consists of swelling and redness on my stomach
swelling and rashiness to my buttocks,
and also red patches and blisters around my testicles and penis.
Yours tenderly
Herbert Flange
Dear Herbert
Woah! Too much inflammation!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
