What ho! Pepys...
This is Harry.
In London England Harry is known as a Prince.
In Las Vegas America Harry is known as a Prick.
Look at Harry.
Harry has some lovely beach balls.
Harry likes to show orf his beach balls to others.
Usually during games of strip Poker against women - which Harry loses.
How many Millions?
Never mind Harry.
Demure (for now) Prince Harry - guarding the Crown jewels |
Top marks for enthusiasm but the red star is a bit of a fashion faux pas |
Never mind Harry.
At least YOU had the time of your life
and the taxpayers will refund all your loses.
Harry IS happy.
So if you are ever summoned to The Royal Palace for an award and are feeling particularly nervous, just try to imagine Prince Harry naked - it shouldn't be hard.
(Unless you prefer it that way.)
The full story is available free with photos at here
Or you can give some much needed money to Rupert Murdoch by purchasing today's copy of the Sun newspaper who said they felt the need to print it.
Something to do with the Pubic interest.
Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel
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