What ho! Pepys...
I've been doing my bit to help those less fortunate than myself by organising a Fashion Show.
In a radical departure from the usual fashion shows I've taken to kitting out our local tramps as models...
...to draw attention to the growing number of homeless people in the UK.
So what do you think?...
Does my bum look big in this?
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
