What ho! Pepys...
Today I had a horrible experience in Town
when I went to our local Butcher's shop.
As I perused the various fleshy products on display in the shop window I noticed a sausage that looked just like me...
I think it must have been my doppelbanger.
Suddenly the Butcher appeared at the doorway with his crazy smile, blurting out "You can't beat my meat!"
I came away quite shocked...
...all I wanted was some pork chops!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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