Lord Noel Seeks Help

What ho! Pepys...

As the fan continues to get covered in fecal waste for the general populace it is important for us to urgently put in place a support mechanism which will subdue the people and prevent anyone from trying to take power or changing the status quo until the One World Order is fully operational.
To this end we must search for an idea which will be supported by wealthy financial backers and achieve the following objectives...
1. Make the people blindly accept the authority of our leadership without question
2. Debilitate them by filling them with guilt from an early age, making them easier to manipulate.
3. Teach people to be patient to the point where they accept that they will receive nothing in life.
4. Get them to believe in a fantasy world which will exist for them only after they die.
5. Tell them that all the information they need has been dictated into a book by an all powerful entity who lives in the sky
6. Convince them that we are the only ones who can correctly decipher the contents of the book and speak directly to the all powerful being
7. Make people believe that poverty, meekness, suffering and submissiveness are all virtues to live by whilst we live in luxury
8. Stop people questioning things by creating the crime of Heresy - for anything we don't want them to believe in
9. Threaten them with eternal punishment in a special place set aside for torture if they disobey us
 
Any ideas?
 
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel