Whatto! Peeps...
Due to the powers divested in me by the 'Spirit of Champagne Passed'...
I find that I have been given the ability to predict the future for some lucky individuals...
Today it's the turn of Capricorn!
Capricornians: People have mocked your boring existence for long enough! This month will see a change of fortunes for you when you are mowing the lawn on the 24th and you cut a snail in half.
You're welcome!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
