Whatto! Peeps...
Do you ever get bored whilst you're eating?
Well don't forget how much fun you had when you were a child...
Playing with your food whilst Mamma was away for hours on end
retuning her trombone in the potting shed..
...and Dadda was busy oiling his linguini in the attic
One can start off almost immediately with food...
...which you probably already have very conveniently stored in your cupboards
Then move on to ordinary household items ...
like tooth paint and eyebrow trimmers
which everyone should have plenty of
...then move on to things like dancing queen squares...
to recreate an authentic Disco ambiance in a simple cardboard box
or 'Happy Meal' and I like to call them
...and then why not go back to food again?..
this time something vegetarian perhaps?
to satisfy the hatred you share for vegetables and fruit?
...and it doesn't need to be expensive food either...
Lady Jacqueline and myself have managed to keep each other
amused for several days with just a simple banana
or two...
Keep Up The Good Work!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
