Lord Noel On Biting Those Bullets

What ho! Pepys....

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A very talented and totally wonderful friend of ours recently celebrated the birthday of her triplets.....
...and I was reminded of the tale of am American woman who was pregnant with triplets.
She was walking down the street in Chicago when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach!
An ambulance rushed her to hospital where she was given emergency treatment.....
....and luckily the babies were all found to be okay.
The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in situ because it was far too risky to operate....
....and the lady later gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asks the mother.

"I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

"Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out".

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened....you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel