Whatho! Pepys...
As a self confessed expert on all things feminine I am often asked...
"Lord Noel.. How do you understand so much about women, their needs and desires?"
And I tell them I base everything in my feminist vocabulary
on small adverts I have read in very old newspapers.
Adverts such as this helped me make sense of women's desire to improve their looks...
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel