Lord Noel says 'Don't Become a Statistic! One in Five People Do!"

Whatto! Pepys...

This happened to me! And it could EASILY happen to you too!

Make sure you don't become the latest victim 

of a growing trend amongst Criminal Masterminds 

known as 'horse identity theft'. 

It works like this...
Someone phones you up 

claiming to be calling from your Bank 

then during the conversation 

they begin to neigh repeatedly

My advice is 

hang up immediately.

Why the long face?

You're Welcome!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel