Whatto! Pepys...
Those of you who know of my Important Role within the Foreign Office...
...working tirelessly under the watchful eye of Our Glorious Government...
..in whom we trust so much...
...will be reassured to know that good old fashioned grit and ingenuity can rise to the surface...
...even through Government cut backs...
...AND show some very positive results too!
As inventive, practical and above all CHEAP solutions are being found
to foil the ever-present threat of Terrorism.
In my latest hush-hush visit to a Secret Government Establishment...
...somewhere off the A128...
I was honoured to be allowed to witness for myself the kind of British resourcefulness...
...which makes us the envy of the World.
The Operative below is using the brand new 'Personal Privacy Module'...
...each individually constructed using only knitting needles...
...by volunteers from Great Britain's Womens Institute.
These are skillfully designed...
...to prevent any Terrorists in the immediate vicinity reading any Secret reports you may have to type.
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| This particular report is entitled 'RfgfkjyggkyjJkjg' as the Operative cannot touch-type |
The beauty of this Module is that it can be quickly upgraded to
Level 2
in the event of 'Mild Panic'
otherwise known as 'increased threat perception'
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| This Operatives hands will also remain warm thereby reducing office heating costs |
Operatives are also given 'Personal issue' Miners helmets for use in the unlikely event of
Level 3
...otherwise known as 'Headless Chicken Condition'
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
