Whatto! Pepys...
I love trying out restaurants with my lovely Lady wife
so I was pleased to visit a newly opened Steak House
and order a sirloin - medium rare.
The waiter arrived with my meal and said
"Lord Noel - here's your steak, Sir - like a paving slab made of meat!"
Now THAT's what I call "service with a simile."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel