Lord Noel's Globalist Letter

What ho! Pepys...

One of my pals from the very top sent me this lovely letter. I think it makes things quite clear...

Letter From The Illuminati
 

Dearest Lord Noel & Citizens of the World,

Having read some of your recent entries I believe the time has now come for me to reveal to you and your readers the reason for some of the perplexities you have faced in recent decades. It is well for you to understand some of these things so that you might know how to behave in the emerging New Order. We want you to be able to become fully involved and integrated into our new society. After all, it is in your own best interests for you to do so.

First of all you need to understand some of our purposes so that you may more fully cooperate. The days of putting a stop to us have long since past. We now have full control of the earth and its finance, along with the major media propaganda, and powerful industries. There is simply no way any nation or power can defeat us. We have eyes in every level of government in every nation of the world. We know what is being planned, for our ears and eyes are ever present. State secrets are fully known to us.

Consider the President of the United States. Even though he regularly breaks every known check on his power, no one can stop him. He goes ahead and does whatever we want him to do anyway. Nobody has the power to stop him. At any time we can place our carefully selected and proposed leader before you and you will vote for what we want. In that way we give you the vain voting exercise in the belief you had something to do with placing your president in office. We remove presidents when we are ready and the leader we set up will be there until it serves us to have another. This is what we call True Democracy. You cannot take us to court because you can't see us and the courts are our servants as well. We run everything, so you do not know who to attack. We rule the world and the world cannot even find out who is ruling them. In our media we present before you the truth we want you to believe.

We will continue to send troops anywhere for whatever purpose we like, and they will dutifully go about our business. We can make the people of any country desire to leave their homes and family and go to war merely at our command. We only need to present you with something that you fear and you run to the Government we control to make it go away.

There have been some attempts at 'Resistance' but we have ways of making 'Resistors' look ridiculous by releasing information about them that smears their reputation for life and takes years to resolve, by which time we've isolated them financially - and without our money they simply fade away. If you use violence, you will end up as a customer in one of our many prison industries. 

You need our money, our entertainments, our fuel, and our utilities to function and if you don't have them, you feel deprived. By this, you are made to yield to our will. Speaking of money, we have taxed you and used that money to make sophisticated weapons that you can never compete with. Your own money has served to forge the chains we bind you with, since we are in control of all the money. Some of you think you may escape by going 'off the grid' but let me remind you that you must still pay us ground rent and property taxes, and it all comes back to us. You see, you need money no matter what you do. If you fail to pay your ground rent to us, we will take your land and sell it to someone who will pay us. But look on the bright side!... with your ground rent we pay for the indoctrination of your children in the schools we have set up. We want them to grow up well trained into the system of our thinking. Your children will learn what we want them to learn, when we want them to learn it, and you will pay for it through your tax.

Your teachers and ministers have been forming your thoughts for us for generations now. If they do not show up for school indoctrination, we can have your children confiscated. You will be guilty of neglect, so you are thereby, giving them to us. Your children are not yours anyway. They are ours. So we will inoculate them by bringing them to our hospitals when we decree or we will take them from you. Through our electronic commerce we are able to see where you are, what you are buying, and how much you have to buy things with.  Soon we will be implanting each newborn with electronic devices so we can track them for life and they can play a more active role in our New World Vision.

The Internet is an illusion of Freedom for you to enjoy and for us to know how you think and what you say to others. It is not important to us what you believe as long as you go along largely with what we say. Your beliefs are what we tell you to believe anyway. You may even think you have a 'following', and if we perceive that you might be somewhat dangerous to our agenda, we have ways of dealing with you, and don't forget that within that 'following' there will also be some of us. We have a Pandora's box of mischief with which to snare you. We can have you in court so long you will never get out. We can easily drain away all your assets over one pretext or another. We have an inexhaustible fund of tax money with which to draw from to pay our lawyers. Did I mention 'win win'? Well there's also a 'win lose'. We know how to divide and conquer. Have we not brought down rulers of countries through our devices?

We also run Hollywood. The movies were simply created to get you thinking according to our directions. You have been made to delight in violence so that when we send you off to kill our enemies, you act without a whimper. We have placed violent arcade games in your malls to prepare the young minds in the art of battle. We have made you view our armies and police as the good forces and so you submit to things that were unthinkable just a few decades ago.  Have you noticed an increase in Armageddon style movies? This is all being done according to our plan.

Sex and violence are powerful allies to us and help us to gain our advantage. How the people loathe to give up their sex and violence. It keeps them so occupied they do not have the integrity or brain power to deal with other matters which are left entirely in our hands. We have gained much valuable power by blackmailing foolishly indiscreet individuals. We have also found that a continual supply of narcotics can help to speed things along. It's helpful that we control all the Pharmaceutical industries and the illicit drugs through our contacts in the Ministry of Defence.

There is only one side now with all kinds of masks on, but you will be unable to penetrate our purposes. You see, we can now do whatever we like and you can do nothing about it. You cannot be liberated, except by us. Imagine how you can. We supply your fuel for your cars. We can turn it off whenever we like claiming that there is some sort of fuel shortage. You cannot even get parts for your car without us. We supply all the money you use. At any whim of our desire we can stop the money supply or cause a complete crash all together. We can then order the Leaders to declare all money worthless and that we will have to have new money, which we will be more than happy to provide. All of your stashes of cash will go up in smoke in a moment. But we want you to remain a part of this system because when you are buying a house, we not only receive the tax revenue to use for our purposes, but we gain large increases from the interest on the loan. In this way you may pay for your house two or three times over from the interest alone.

You only have food because we have provided it to you from our table. During the Great Depression (the good old days) we controlled all the food and gave you ration books to claim your megre share. We heaped mountains of food behind fences and let it rot. The hungry were then made to work in our labour camps even though there was more than enough to feed them. In the coming times of great hardship we will control the entire food supply once more.

Some of you think you can hoard gold coins to secure some wealth but we will simply pass a law which outlaws the possession of gold as we have done in the past and you instantly become a Criminal. If we find gold in your possession, we will simply confiscate it and put you in prison for breaking the law. While in prison you would be required to work in one of our many prison industries. We have so formed a picture of the labour camps in our prisons these days that no one seems to object to them. We tell people that murderers should pay for their own keep. We also have the power to put tomato growers there too. We can pass laws that prohibit gardens and produce scientific evidence why you may only buy food from our sources. If you are found growing any tomato, you will be reported and then we will have you in our fields working for us. 

We will continue to use the nations for what we want to use them for - the raw materials of the Earth. Every Ruler knows that they must yield to us or die. In the meantime we profit from the weaponry sold in their futile wars. That is why we love it when you rebel and blow something up. You give us our reason for making more laws against all those things which might have otherwise contributed to your freedom from us. If someone did not blow something up on occasion, we would have no justification in placing more walls about you. Sometimes we even have to blow things up ourselves. Can't you see how impossible it is for you to resist us? The more you wriggle, the more we squeeze. Our kingdom is the kingdom of money. Excuse me, but I must confess that we are also the rulers of the kingdom of non-money.

You must see the humour in that statement. We have given you a piece of paper or some numbers on a computer screen that we have termed money. It is backed up by nothing but what we say it is. We create it from nothing, we print it, we loan it, we give it its value, we take its value away. Everything to do with money is in our hands.

Think of it, what is it that you can do against us without money? If you try to resist, we can cancel your credit or freeze your accounts. Your cash is easily confiscated. We have made so many rules in the realm of living that you cannot live without money.

We have decided that you are now in a time of continual War. This situation benefits us considerably and allows us to operate under virtual martial law. Now there is only one war crime and that is the crime of being against us. Anyone against us is therefore violating our law. As you have seen when someone is for us we do not care what they do. We can make heroes of terrorists and villains of heroes. We observe no laws when it comes to war. We do what we want, when we want, and where we want. We can starve nations to death, we can ruin civilians and any other horror for which we would take our enemies to court, and we can make it look like it's the fault of someone else. Leaders of the world tremble at our presence because they know they have no power except the power we give them. We no longer even have to cover our tracks because the entire world is in a deliberate state of continued confusion.

You have no idea how to pull out of our influence short of suicide, but you know that will only help us to deal with the excessive population problem. So by now you will know that you have no choice but to obey and follow our orders. Which is why we thank you for your attention and remind you that, for now, we really do want you remain part of this system, so keep drinking the water.

Sincerely,

Your Globalist Friend

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Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel