What ho! Pepys...
I was out walking in the big City with my good Lady wife
when we bumped into my favourite stripper.
She and I glanced at each other and smiled
and I said a very pleasant "Hello my dear" to her
as I carried on walking with Lady Jacqueline.
My wife then turned to me
and asked "Lord Noel, do you know that woman?"
...and I replied "Barely."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
