Saturday 6 September 2008

Lord Noel's Ooh! de Stilton

Whatto! my virtual friends!!...

and after a heavy night 'on the tiles'...

I was very pleasantly surprised to read this latest news announcement!...


Stilton has apparently launched a "blue cheese perfume!". I wonder........Will it catch on?
Yes! The makers of the famously smelly Stilton blue cheese have produced their own perfume.
Apparently they manufacturers have already asked Cat Deeley to be 'the face' for their Eau de Stilton.

The makers say that: "Eau de Stilton recreates the earthy and fruity aroma of the cheese, in an eminently wearable perfume".

The perfume is blended by a Manchester (above) -based aromatics company and includes a "symphony of natural base notes including yarrow, angelica seed...........

.............clary sage (above) and valerian".
It was commissioned by the Stilton Cheese makers' Association (SCA) as part of a campaign to persuade more people to eat their product.
Nigel White, of the SCA, dismissed the suggestions that it might not be the most alluring of scents.

"Blue Stilton cheese has a very distinctive, mellow aroma and our perfumier was able to capture the key essence of that scent and recreate it in what is an unusual but highly wearable perfume," he said.

"While we don't have quite as generous a budget as some of her other endorsements, we would love Miss Deeley to be the face of Eau de Stilton and look forward to hearing what she thinks of the scent."


Personally................. I'm not sure how I'd react if I went out with a Lady who smelt entirely of Stilton............... I think I might feel forced to pour some vintage Port over her and plonk her on the cheeseboard for a nice nibble!............
Wallop!!
Best (and smelly) wishes - Lord Noel 

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