Whatho! Pepys...
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| Cheryl tries to manage ...using a pen |
Those of us who speak in the proper Queen's English will remain unaffected by this
but I've received news that the iPhone won't understand 'Geordie'
(Geordie are apparently a race of people who were kicked out of Scotland many years ago...
...and have been hanging round singing 'Fog on the Tyne' and having sex with Grandmothers ever since)
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| Lock Up Your Grandmothers! |
If you are a Geordie and have recently bought an iPhone - Don't worry!
Apple have reliably informed me that if you return your iPhone to their branch in newcastle
...they will send you their new
whyiphone.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
