Lord Noel on Gayness

Whatho! Pepys...

Scientists have finally isolated the gay Gene,
and have trapped him inside a cupboard
while he sobs and whispers a prayer to Saint Gaga.
All I keep reading about recently is 'Gay Pride'!

Men marching about, waving flags, hugging each other.

Well I know several GAY people who I also know are really happy...

...one of them at my Club even told me he was a sucker for any new members he could get hold of.

And whilst I don't wish to have homosexual activity rammed down my throat

I am happy to live and let live...

but didn't anyone ever tell those chaps from Gay Pride...

...that Pride is a SIN?

Tallyho!

Best Wishes -Lord Noel