Whatto! Pepys...
I was thrown out of the body painting tent at our local Fair
for "Putting too much into my work!"
So - from now on - I'm going to concentrate on just painting myself.
But of course, being Lord Noel...
...I wanted to do something really 'Special'....
...so I have now devised a really cunning plan.
I'm going to dye my testicles!
- it's diabolical!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
