Whatto! Beautiful people................
I recently received this open and frank letter from a lady who wants to warn the population of an alarming sequence of events which may be happening to women all over the world .....right now!
"Dear Lord Noel
This is an explanation to those people who have experienced mysterious switches of their body parts. This effect is especially noticeable in January. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs!...... The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again!...........
My butt was next. I know it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear end complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion!..... It was two weeks ago when I realized my arms had also been switched!!!..... One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched - horrified but fascinated - as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary! My body was being replaced one section at a time! How clever and fiendish!!!. Age has nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to reap , unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I am being attacked repeatedly and without warning! In despair I have given up wearing my T-shirts. What will they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled.
That's why I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. I cannot take on the whole of the Medical profession by myself!......... That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs...and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them! This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night!....
WARN YOUR FRIENDS.
Yours alarmed
Peggy Legg"
Tallyho!
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