Monday 4 January 2010

Lord Noel Says - Let me spell it O.U.T.

Whatto! Couples......

Maybe it's a sign of the times, but a London firm came up with a holiday "gift" that you probably didn't want to find under the holiday tree this Xmas with your name on it.....
The law firm of Lloyd Platt & Company, a legal firm, said it had already sold masses of this year's "must-have" Christmas gift.....
...so it's obviously VERY popular!....
...and it is?......

....Vouchers for couples seeking to discuss......
.....what Tammy Wynette had to "spell out to her little J...O....E.".....
 (Stand by your man....or maybe not...)
The vouchers, which start at £200 for a couple's half-hour session with a lawyer, have led hundreds of people to contact the firm in recent days and 54 of the vouchers were sold in only three weeks in December!

"Christmas can be a very stressful time for families as we have always seen by the huge increase of people seeking advice in January," said senior partner Vanessa Lloyd Platt......
(Rubbing her hands with glee no doubt....)

"The vouchers seem to appeal to an enormously wide spread spectrum of people looking for that 'must-have' gift for Christmas."
"MUST HAVE!?"......
I wonder how long before Tesco's catches onto this idea?

Oh! Ho Ho How Jolly!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel