Lord Noel's Scam Warning

What ho! Pepys.....

Trying to hide your bum behind one of your balls will NEVER work!

Generally, I hate those warnings that keep getting sent around, but I have to admit that this one is important.

Please protect everyone you know by alerting them......
...it happened to me - so it could easily happen to ANYONE!

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey.........
.......and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum!......
IT IS A SCAM!!
......they only want to see your bum.

I wish I'd got this warning yesterday. 
I feel so stupid and cheap.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel