Lord Noel On Phoning a friend

What ho! Pepys....

A very good Indian friend of ours named Mujibar......

.....told us that he was recently trying to get a job in India ...

....which is not an easy propect at the best of times! 

 

He was very excited about the idea of finally being employed by a 'Reputable Company'....

....and he told us a little about the interview process he had undertaken.

Apparently the Personnel  Manager firstly gave him an aptitude test....

.....and then checked his references.....

(which were obviously completely admirable since they included myself and Lady Jacqueline)

....then the Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.....

If you pass it, then you're completely qualified for this job.' 

 

Needless to say at this point Mujibar was positively glowing with excitement....

....and after taking a deep breath, muttered excitedly, 'I am ready!' 

 

The manager said, 'I want you to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ..' 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and finally said,  

'Mister manager, I am now ready.' 

 

The manager said,  'Ok Mujibar.....Go ahead.' 

 

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes 'green, green', and I 'pink' it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.' 

Mujibar now works at a well known call centre....

....and has since gone on to become 'Employee of the Month'! 

He's a lovely chap!

No doubt you've spoken to him.

I know I have.........

He sent us a lovely photo of himself at work.........

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel