Lord Noel's Insurance Claims

Whatto! motorists..............

I love reading Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms......
There's always at least one that raises a giggle for me............

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".

I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

I collided with a stationary car coming the other way.

I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one.

I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

My car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

So in order to avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".

The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.

The other man suddenly altered his mind so I had to run over him.

I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.

I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward so I had to have an accident.


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