Lord Noel Defeats Boredomness

What ho! Pepys...

Jigsaws are shit!

I have to admit to having a very low boredom threshold.

So I recently decided to do things differently in an effort to make my life much more exciting!

Like - last night I slept on a bed of nails.

But Lady Jacqueline says I really should restrict the use of clippers to the bathroom.

She also said she thought I might need 'treatment'....

so just to be different...

...I've started going to an unorthodontist.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel