Lord Noel Encourages You To Aspire Away

What ho! Pepys...

Everyone in America has Aspirations...
...If you don't have any here in the UK please feel free to borrow some of these lovely Yankie ones!

1. "Aspire to be Barbie; that bitch has everything." 
2. "If the shoe fits, buy them in every color." 
3. "Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila." 
4. "Try the 30-day diet; I'm on it and so far I've lost ten days." 
5. "Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS; this is just your personality." 
6. "Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself." 
7. "Don't get your knickers in a twist; it makes you walk funny." 
8. "When life gives you lemons... buy Mexican beer." 
9. "The perfect man? He's living in San Francisco with his boyfriend." 
10. "Parenthood gets better after the first forty years." 
11. "Anything with tires or testicles is trouble." 
12. "By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong."

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel