Lord Noel gives Lessons on The Demon Drink

Whatto! Peeps..

My good Lady wife asked me if I could show my young nephew the evils of alcohol. 

So I took him over to our own personal bar to carry out an experiment...

I put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. 

Then I told him to keep his eyes on the two glasses.

After a few minutes it was clear that the worm in the water lived....

...whilst the one in the whisky had curled up and died. 

'All right,' I asked him, 'what does that show you?' 

'Well, Lord Noel' he said with great consideration...

'it shows that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms.'

I considered this to be a successful outcome. 

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel