Lord Noel as The New Boss

What ho! Pepys...

When I was the boss of a small Consultancy Business I became concerned that some of my employees weren't showing me enough respect.

So I decided to try the old fashioned method of persuasion.

I brought in my Certificates of Lordship and my Batchelor of Arts (Hons) Degree and also my 50  yards swimming certificate (in pyjamas retrieving a brick!) and pined them up on my office wall....

...no-one could fail to be impressed with such credentials!

I also brought in a large sign that said “Warning. I’m the Boss” and taped it to my office door.

I felt that now there was no doubt of my skills, the entire workforce would be eating out of my hand in no time.

I went orf for lunch at a nearby pub but when I returned I noticed that someone had been in my office and left a note on my desk which read.....

“Lady Jacqueline rang. She says she wants her sign back!”

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel