Lord Noel Says - What?

What ho! Pepys...

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. 

The man realizes that he can't find the rake.

He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"

She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"

The man yells louder, "I NEED THE RAKE."

His wife still can't hear him and says, "What?"

The man then points to his eye, points to his knee, and then makes a raking motion. 

The wife replies that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then

she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.

Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the friggin hell

was that?"

She replies... "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel